Hey All...

Well first off, I was thinking about changing the name of this to my "Let me bitch about my life" Blog. As you can see I didn't... But since I changed it to what I did, I thought You guys really need to know something about me before I posting to it. 
I was thinking about telling you about my entire dysfunctional life, with my screwed up sisters, sexually abusive father, mother who chose to ignore what was going on because it was easier, my twin sister who died simply because she decided to stop fighting for life (I suspect that the fact that she sold the family jewels (literally) to feed her shopping addition had a little something to do with it), my gay brother who lived with my mother after my father died, gave him all of the money she was supposed to pass on to us kids and was told by a shrink that they were married without the sex. I could tell you all that... but I won't, this entry in the blog would be WAY too long... We're talking like BOOK long!

Then I thought about just telling you about my relationships (all 6 of them). Yes, 6 (or was it 5? Hmmm..) relationships. In all the time I have been alive, I have had 3 Girlfriends and 3 wives... Not an exciting life to be sure. But if I got into details on each one of those, This entry would still be 50 pages long.. too long to read for sure.

So, lets concentrate on the long lasting ones. AKA - the wives. In the next entry we will start where it all began...